I have lost and regained 75 pounds—twice.
I can tell you how many Weight Watchers points in anything, anything—even the points in air.
I know by heart the list of acceptable foods for Phase One of the South Beach Diet. Sadly, potato chips are not on it.
At my own commencement, my grandmother offered me a peppermint from her pocketbook and my mother balked in a loud whisper, “Don’t give her any candy! Look at her!” (Sorry, Mom; hope you’re not reading this. Thanks for not calling me fat.)